Posts by affidu

"I don't mind answering the question." "I object!" the defense said again."No, really," said the blonde. "I'll answer." The judge ruled: "If thewitness insists on answering, there is no reason…

heard the voice again,“I bet 1 Ukrainian can beat 100 Russians!”The sergeant, getting more annoyed now, decided to send some of his men over, to finish this Ukrainian off.After a…

you gone by the school?""Not yet.""Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also.""Why?" asks the father. "Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me…

cop opens it,takes a look inside, hands it back, and says,"I'm sorry ma'am.If I knew you were a cop,I wouldn't have pulled you over."