Posts by affidu

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your…

'Go upto the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These twoare so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They…

Husband: If I won the lottery, What would you do ?Wife:,I’d divorce you and take half the money.Husband : Okay , well  I just won $10 , here’s $5 now…

A wife was horrified to find her husband in bed with a pretty girl. Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house, her husband called out:…