Posts by affidu

A redneck finds out one day that his girlfriend is still a v*rgin. When he finds out, he stands up, turns away from her, and leaves without saying a word.…

Husband asks do you know the meaning of Wife?, It means: Without Information Fightting every-time! Wife says: No darling, It means: with idiot for ever

Rob: My lesbian next door neighbors just gave me a Rolex for my birthday.I really like it but I think they misunderstood when I said “I wanna watch”

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las…

The KGB agent asks, “What are you learning Hebrew for? Youknow it takes years to get apermission to travel to Israel? You will die before you get one.”“I’m learning Hebrew…