Posts by affidu

A guy is sitting at the doctor’s office. The doctor walks in and says, “I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop musturbating.” “I don’t understand,…

Mrs. Smith asks her class, "What part of the body grows ten times larger when stimulated?" The class is silent so the teacher asks them again. This time a little…

Corny jokes are great! Yeah, they make you groan at their awful cheesiness. But we bet when you hear really corny joke you can't wait to tell it to your…

Bartender replied,…"Nah, just wondering, howare you going to pay?"

Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee. The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and…

1. A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going? "he says. "I'm going to…