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Kiss Your Own Wife

Wife: “Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?”Husband: “How can I? I don’t even know her.”
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When Wife Speaks

Man Outside Phone Booth: “Excuse me you are holding the phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”Man Inside:”I am talking to my wife”
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A Jewish Man on the Subway

"Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?" Moshe replied, "I used to readthe Jewish newspaper, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel…
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Husband with attractive woman

“but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!”So the husband began, “Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me…