Funny Long Dirty Jokes

1.A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on.He saw a lady playing ahead of him, so he walked up to her…

Dog & lion

seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can".Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. Evidently,the monkey realizes the he can benefit from this situation bytelling…

Man Asks for Condoms

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for some condoms with insecticide. “I think you mean spermicide,” says the cashier. “No,” he says, “I need condoms with insecticide. My…

Wife Having Big Butt

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances…