Group of Drunk Blonde

head and pulls the trigger. BLAM!! She drops dead.Maddie goes next, saying "Well, I hope I have better luck than Kiersten!" and BLAM!! She drops dead.Vicki takes her turn, saying…

Funny Long Dirty Jokes

1.A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on.He saw a lady playing ahead of him, so he walked up to her…

Dog & lion

seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can".Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. Evidently,the monkey realizes the he can benefit from this situation bytelling…

Man Asks for Condoms

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for some condoms with insecticide. “I think you mean spermicide,” says the cashier. “No,” he says, “I need condoms with insecticide. My…