Posts by affidu

seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can".Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. Evidently,the monkey realizes the he can benefit from this situation bytelling…

An elderly couple talk in the evening: “Honey, I’m so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often. How do you manage to stay so calm with…

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for some condoms with insecticide. “I think you mean spermicide,” says the cashier. “No,” he says, “I need condoms with insecticide. My…

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances…

Wife: “Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?”Husband: “How can I? I don’t even know her.”