Posts by affidu

A wife returns late at night back home.Husband – Where have you been?! – asks her husband.Wife – With a friend but don’t worry, there were no men.One day later…

A guy and his girlfriend have been dating for three years. With no sxx. They decided to marry. Two week before the wedding a guy leads his girlfriend to her…

The neighbor's cat, my master's leg, the couch,you name it. Plus, I peed in the corners and chewedthe mail every time it got delivered. So they're goingto neuter me to…