Posts by affidu

"No sir, but do you mind if I waitaround here until someone does?"

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty…

A White Guy In A Bathroom Is Taking A Pi*s. In Comes A Black Guy And Pulls Out A Huge Ass D*ck. The White Guy Asks, “How Did You Manage…

calls me sometimes.”The little girl screamedto her brother, “Don’t eat it.Its an a*shole!

A robber robs a bank, gets all the money and is about to leave, but before that he asks a customer who’s lying on the floor, “Have you seen me…