“He visits every year?! It’s been over
two millennia and we’re still waiting
for his SECOND coming!”
The alien sees that the pope has become
irate at this fact and starts trying to
rationalize. “Maybe he likes our chocolate
better than yours?”
The pope retorts “Chocolates? What are you
talking about? What does that have to do
with anything?”
The alien says “Yea, when he first visited
our planet we gave him a huge box of
chocolates! Why? What did you guys do?”
