Alcoholic says: “ok, i’ll spend 100 years here”.
Then he shows a women lover a room with beautiful young
women. He says “ok, i’ll spend 100 years here”.
Then he shows a weed smoker a room with lots of weed. He says “ok, i’ll spend 100 years here”.
After 80 years the Satan goes to check.
He enters alcoholic’s room and sees him with a strong hangover saying “take me out, take me out”.
He enters women lover’s room and sees 100 yo women running after him and him saying “take me out, take me out”.
He enters weed smoker’s room and sees him sitting calmly without touching any weed.
The Satan says: “how did you get such willpower?”
The weed smoker replies: “dumbass, you should’ve given me a lighter”
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