“Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?” Moshe replied, “I used to read
the Jewish newspaper, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing
through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So I switched to the Arab newspaper.
Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews
rule the world. The news is so much better!”
