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New Girlfriend Ready to Give
Ben asks his new girlfriend for a h*nd job. “I’ve never done that” she says, “What do I do ?” “Well” replies Ben, “remember when you were a kid and you’d shake a coke bottle and spray your brother with it … that’s what you do.” She nods, so he pulls his manhood out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. A minute later, he has tears running down his face, snot flowing from his nose and wax flying from his ears. She asks ‘Whats wrong ?‘ Ben cries “TAKE YOUR F**KING THUMB OFF THE END!”