mine was the best! I slept in the deep forest”
Then the third ant comes and says: “Well, my place was fantastic. I slept next to the heater”
(Sorry if it’s not perfect, I’ve tried to translate it from Italian! Some people at the beginning add:
‘One slept on the boobs, another on the pussy and another in the ass.’ But I feel like the implied version
is a bit more fun and ‘cleaner’ (that’s the version I heard as a kid)).
