Two women are walking home from a night at the bar and have to pee, so they stop at a cemetery. With nothing to wipe with one uses her panties and the other uses a nearby wreath.
The next day one of the women’s husbands calls the other, “They are never going out again! My wife came home without panties!”
The other replies, “You think that’s bad? My wife came home with a card in her crack that said, ‘From all of us at the fire station, we will never forget you!'”
